“Sometimes I keep wondering why a son of Odin would want to order a weapon from an ordinary citizen like me,” the blacksmith said absentmindedly, running a hand through his sweaty hair. He really needed a glass of water right now. A drink, actually.

Loki was about to say something when Tony talked again a couple of seconds after the silence he had put for dramatical effect. With a foxy grin on his face and the prince feared for the cleverness of what would come next.

“Then I remember I’m Tony fucking Stark.”

Oh the surprise.

hiddlestalker:

sara-martins95:

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vintage-aerith:

vantasticmess:

EVERY TIME this crosses my dash I consider reblogging it because this is my life

oh same

I like how sympathetic Marge is.

i need Marge as my mom

BUT SHE’S FICTIONAL TOO *cries*

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livelikewwolves:

Agnes portraying night blogging

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